Sunday, September 1, 2013

All the single ladies...

Ok. My least favorite time of every wedding... the bouquet toss. At the expense of sounding like a bitter lonely spinster, I have to say, there is just absolutely nothing appealing to me to be at another person's beautiful wedding announcing to the world, "yes, I am still single... and no, I might never be a bride. thanks for the reminder." I mean, come on people, I showed up, I laughed, I cried, I clapped, I was genuinely happy for you... why are you making me think about the thing I've been trying to forget all night? That I'm still single? I know I am not the only one, and sometimes it really is the downer of the night to try to wrangle up all the single ladies on to the dance floor while the DJ plays our anthem (thanks a lot Beyonce, bet you didn't see that one coming). Still, there are some ways to sweeten the deal and ensure that you will have all the single ladies running to the dance floor. Here are my suggestions:


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